"Mom! I won't break them! I don't break things."
"Liam, if you break my sunglasses I am going to take money out of your piggy bank to buy me a new pair!"
"Mom! You can't take money out of my piggy bank! Don't you want me to get married? I need that money! I can't get married if I don't have money"
"Then take them off!"
"Mom I need money for my mission. Take it from somebody else. Like Henry."
"Henry will need money too Liam."
"Mom! Henry won't get married. He's too little!"
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As if you're so big my little Liam!
